Tuesday, October 28, 2008

October 26, 2008
Hi yall, I’m backkkkk! Yes ladies and gentleman I am back in never, never land! So Punk and I had an amazing week in Germany and Austria. So I show up at the Hotel on the 18th about 10 PM and I am greeted by this cute blonde American girl who is apparently having a bad day, more on that in a minute. I arrived at the airport, get through customs and find a Police officer to direct me on where I am headed; Munich has an amazing under ground and above ground transportation system. Any who I ask this feller to guide me. He just said take the S8 to, oh I can remember the name of the station, so I do and when it is time for me to exit the train I get up, stand at the door and, and, nothing freaking happens. The doors would not open, ok, I am in a foreign country and do not speak the language and I am stuck on the subway, Yeehaw! So right as I am ready to give up this women is trying her best in German to tell me to push the light on the door and it will open, so I reach for it and just as I make contact the light goes off. HMMMMM! What to do? So I exit with the rest of the trains passengers at the next stop! Ok, now I really have no idea where I am. Therefore, I follow everyone else. Now mind you I am dragging a fifty pound box, fortunately it has wheels, so I carry it up the stairs, to the street and my first obstacle is a ¼ mile hike up a hill, oh yippy, so I make it to the top and I stop in front of a DVD shop, oh wait it’s a XXXXDVD store! Great, So now I am looking for a cab, and looking, and looking. So finally one pulls up, I wave and he said no, what just cause I am in front of the store don’t mean I am buying, but wait, he parks and he goes in. wonderful, lose a fair for porn, what a dumbass! So this nicely tanned man obliviously not from Germany then walks out of the store and said do you need a cab, I said yes and he called for me one! So I get a cab and he takes me to where I need o be!

So I go in and get a key and head up to the room, I knock as to not scare my wife and she opens the door and grabs my neck and then starts crying, dang babe, glad to see you too! Then she starts telling me how ugly people were to her after she landed, Bubba not happy man now! See she didn’t find the exchange place so she still had US Dollars and not euro, when she got to the hotel, the staff was not assisting in anyway, then my Punk who hadn’t eaten went to find some food but no-one would take her Dollars. So she was very relieved when I showed up! So after kissing her hello, I took my baby to eat. The rest of the night is private! HEHEHE!

Sunday through Saturday was a whirlwind, we walked a lot, we ate a lot of Italian food, we drove to Austria and saw King Ludwig the II castle, we had a ball! My favorite part besides seeing my wife was going on the Beer Tour! My beer drinking comrades would have loved this! We started out at Marineplatz (center of town) then we walked and listened. We ended at the Haufbruer House! this my friends is the pinnacle of Beer drinkers paradise. This is one of if not the oldest beer drinking establishments and they serve beer by the mass, this is a large glass approximately 1 liter at a time! Oh darn is that for me! Yippy! There was some much and its hard to think of it all, we did meet some neat folks from Florida, New York and Australia on the tour! Gene and Don ward, Gene is his daughter and they were on holiday, cant remember the other folks names but we all had a good time!

I know this is short and I will add more later! Love yall and it looks like I am coming home in December for good!

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