Tuesday September 23, 2008
So, with two Birthday wishes behind us we now look forward to the next Birthday, My daughters, this is an important birthday because she becomes a teenager! Our Father who art in heaven, grant me the patients, ammunition and the aim to take out all the boys both far and near with my rifle so as to not waste my good pistol ammunition, Thanks and Amen! Just playing, not really if you ae a boy interested in my daughter and reading this. Be afraid, Be very AFRAID!
Ok with dad’s threats out of the way, today was an ok day, I had to go to gate 1 today and Tim went with me, Can I get and OH JOY? Anyway I was assigned the escort commander position again so Tim knowing this just tried to railroad me all day. This friggen promotion has gone to his head and before long, I am going to either slap the crap out of him or ship him to Bulgaria in a box. He is driving me insane. So I am standing in the rain and lining the trucks up, its UN policy I have to stand there for this task. Next I walk from vehicle to vehicle and make sure everyone is ok. So I am waiting for the armored vehicle and Tim Pulls up and parks at the front. Ok Convoy commander goes in the rear! Ok whatever, so then he gets out and struts back towards the trucks and starts lining them up. (Anyone feeling me) So I watch and I think to my self, you insecure little jerk, so I let him run the show. See I have learned that saying anything to him just makes it worst, so I am just giving him enough rope to hang himself! So, I quietly get in the truck and wait, when he returns he takes the radio out of my hand and starts barking orders, little man syndrome anyone? So we proceed out the gate and now he looks at me and said, Mark, are you ok, And I just looked out the window and thought No, you arrogant A$$ little prick I am not ok, right now I would like to shove your head in the center console until we return. But I just left it alone. Now some are thinking man I would have blah, blah, blah. Well, blah, blah,blah aint worth the check I am getting here. Now mind you I am far from kissing this guys butt. See, if I cause a stink, then it is a problem, But I am planning a little sit down on Thursday with the Bulgarian nightmare, I am going to lay it out for him. Then if he wants to try to justify it, he will have to talk to an empty chair.
So anyway, we get to the gate, do our thing and head back. Well on the way back he was so concerned about meeting with Bob the deputy gate commander. So we planned to stop in Mitro, drop Daniela off with the armored vehicle and then go meet Bob. Well I met with Bob and Marcus (gate commander) on Sunday! So anyway Tim damn near kills us because the armored vehicle didn’t stop when he wanted them too so he goes headon with on coming traffic and at the last minute he cuts the armored car off the road causing them to swerve not to plow into the passenger side of the truck, I am curled up in a ball trying to figure out where to go, Daniela is in the back praying and I am freaken out. So we get stopped and I ask him what is Friggin problem was, and he laughed. Ok that’s it, I am to mad for words. So we get back in the car and I tell him, I you ever do that again, I will get out of this truck and walk back. He laughed, I turned and glared into his eyes and said, I freaken mean it! He got my point.
So he turns around and starts back towards where Bob is supposed to be and calls him. When Bob answered the phone Tim said where are you, Bob must have said who the hell is this, Tim replied its Tim, I need to meet with you. Bob said well we are already on our way back to the gate, what do you need. Tim said I need to talk to you, Bob Replied, Mark was here on Sunday, if you need to know something ask him. He drove 60kmh all the way back to Pristina and never said a word.
So, with two Birthday wishes behind us we now look forward to the next Birthday, My daughters, this is an important birthday because she becomes a teenager! Our Father who art in heaven, grant me the patients, ammunition and the aim to take out all the boys both far and near with my rifle so as to not waste my good pistol ammunition, Thanks and Amen! Just playing, not really if you ae a boy interested in my daughter and reading this. Be afraid, Be very AFRAID!
Ok with dad’s threats out of the way, today was an ok day, I had to go to gate 1 today and Tim went with me, Can I get and OH JOY? Anyway I was assigned the escort commander position again so Tim knowing this just tried to railroad me all day. This friggen promotion has gone to his head and before long, I am going to either slap the crap out of him or ship him to Bulgaria in a box. He is driving me insane. So I am standing in the rain and lining the trucks up, its UN policy I have to stand there for this task. Next I walk from vehicle to vehicle and make sure everyone is ok. So I am waiting for the armored vehicle and Tim Pulls up and parks at the front. Ok Convoy commander goes in the rear! Ok whatever, so then he gets out and struts back towards the trucks and starts lining them up. (Anyone feeling me) So I watch and I think to my self, you insecure little jerk, so I let him run the show. See I have learned that saying anything to him just makes it worst, so I am just giving him enough rope to hang himself! So, I quietly get in the truck and wait, when he returns he takes the radio out of my hand and starts barking orders, little man syndrome anyone? So we proceed out the gate and now he looks at me and said, Mark, are you ok, And I just looked out the window and thought No, you arrogant A$$ little prick I am not ok, right now I would like to shove your head in the center console until we return. But I just left it alone. Now some are thinking man I would have blah, blah, blah. Well, blah, blah,blah aint worth the check I am getting here. Now mind you I am far from kissing this guys butt. See, if I cause a stink, then it is a problem, But I am planning a little sit down on Thursday with the Bulgarian nightmare, I am going to lay it out for him. Then if he wants to try to justify it, he will have to talk to an empty chair.
So anyway, we get to the gate, do our thing and head back. Well on the way back he was so concerned about meeting with Bob the deputy gate commander. So we planned to stop in Mitro, drop Daniela off with the armored vehicle and then go meet Bob. Well I met with Bob and Marcus (gate commander) on Sunday! So anyway Tim damn near kills us because the armored vehicle didn’t stop when he wanted them too so he goes headon with on coming traffic and at the last minute he cuts the armored car off the road causing them to swerve not to plow into the passenger side of the truck, I am curled up in a ball trying to figure out where to go, Daniela is in the back praying and I am freaken out. So we get stopped and I ask him what is Friggin problem was, and he laughed. Ok that’s it, I am to mad for words. So we get back in the car and I tell him, I you ever do that again, I will get out of this truck and walk back. He laughed, I turned and glared into his eyes and said, I freaken mean it! He got my point.
So he turns around and starts back towards where Bob is supposed to be and calls him. When Bob answered the phone Tim said where are you, Bob must have said who the hell is this, Tim replied its Tim, I need to meet with you. Bob said well we are already on our way back to the gate, what do you need. Tim said I need to talk to you, Bob Replied, Mark was here on Sunday, if you need to know something ask him. He drove 60kmh all the way back to Pristina and never said a word.
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